I almost died today.

So you know that part in movies where the Protagonist is crossing the street, unbeknowst to them a Mass Transit Bus is on a collision course. The bus hits the breaks, and they hear a massive skreech. The Protagonist turns, and always puts thier hands in the air (as if that were able to stop the bus), and they always have a "deer in headlights" look as they realize the bus is about to bitch slap them into tomorrow.

Yea, that happened to me over lunch today. It was pretty amazing in the worst way possible.

Let me just say, I love you all, just thought I'd say that to you all at least once in case the bus hits me next time (frantically knocking on wood).