a little yellow in the middle

Man, so definitely the best place to hide something is in plain sight.

Proof of concept: I volunteer every 4th Monday at Children's Mercy Hospital. Anyway, my last shift I seemed to have lost my ID tag. Over the next few weeks, I searched and searched. My home, my car, all over the effin' place.

But alas no ID Tag.

But what happens the other night? Doing a little cleaning, and what do I find hanging from a toggle switch to a floor lamp in my home? That's right, my ID, just hanging there for all the world to see. Not hidden at all, sitting there in plain sight.

So for real people, don't tuck it away, leave it the open, no one will see it.