Belly Erections

So I have this sweater I got from Target, and I have to say, I like it, but at times a bit of a weird fit. Best I can describe is like pleated pants. The nature of the pleat results in a fold when you sit that looks like a massive erection.

The same can be said for this sweater.

Except... the erection is on my belly, and it's just weird.

The end.