The Dialated Eyes Blog.

First alloe me to applogize for the spelling in this blog. My eyes are currently dialated, and cannot really see shit. Just sort of tristing ing the typing classes from school to help me. But yea, eyes, dialated. I had a appoitnment with my optometrist this afternoon, getting hte okay from work to work from home after... so yea, every time I go, they ask if I want to get my eyes dialated... never due. But the more I learned about it, it's good to do at least once in a while. It's like a physical for your eyes. Anyway, my optometrist asks me today, "So you gonna let me dialate your eyes today?" So I'm all like, fuck it, let's do this... The majkor thing I was worried about was driving home, but she said I would be fine. It wasn't intil I was going to pay that it hit me the extent of the side effects she apprised me of. She told me no close reading, or things of that nature. Which was fine, I took that comment like if I was reading a book, where the text is pretty close to my face. But no, paying by check, couldn't make anything out on the check. And as I type this blog, the screen is a good 2-2 1/2 feet from my face, something I don't consider close reading... yea, can't make a single fucking thing out on th screen, I'm sure when my eyes get right again that this blog is LITTERED with errors. But whatever.

The only thing I am thinking right now, how the fuck amn I gonna work? Thank god I got to work from home, and thank god I have nothing due today.

But it kinda sucks, there was stuff I wanted to get done today... ugh.

Long story short kids, don't get your eyes diatled if you got shit to do.

But in four hours, i'll get my shit done. BELIEVE IT!